FAT MAN:
THE PRESIDENT'S CLEARANCE SALE OF AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM!
It was a little over a week ago that Americans marked the holiday honouring Founding Father George Washington and the men who have served as presidents of the United States, a ritual of civic remembrance that gestures toward continuity even as the substance behind it grows thinner. Instead of being reduced to clearance sales and recycled civics trivia, the holiday ought to remind conservatives what the Republican Party once stood for. Under Warren G. Harding, there was a “return to normalcy” and a rejection of the League of Nations in favour of domestic recovery over foreign crusades. Under Calvin Coolidge, there was firm resistance to entangling alliances, support for protective measures such as the Fordney-McCumber Tariff, and a blatantly deliberate avoidance of European political commitments in defence of sovereignty. Coolidge’s successor, Herbert Hoover, signed the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act, expressed scepticism about joining the Permanent Court of International Justice, and insisted on an independent, non-interventionist foreign policy. This posture framed the GOP as nationalist, protectionist, and wary of international entanglements rather than as a managerial steward of global systems. Yet those days of yore are gone in America’s Century of Humiliation. Egregiously, the modern Republican Party (whose slogan ought to be ‘Teach Your Wife’s Black Son to Love the IDF and GDP!’) bears little resemblance to that older strain of restrained, nationalist conservatism; whatever populist gloss surrounds Donald Trump, the party’s institutional posture retains the broadly globalist and cosmopolitan post-war orientation associated with Dwight D. Eisenhower, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, and later Republican administrations under George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush, favoring global engagement and multilateral commitments over the true conservatism of yore, which was militantly America-first and rooted in the American exceptionalism of the 19th-century, not the Wilsonian-Troskyite imperialism and globalism of today.
The modern Republican Party slogan is ‘Teach Your Wife’s Black Son to Love the IDF and GDP’. This brothel of an organisation functions less as an independent national movement and more as a reliable sycophant for the interests of America’s Zionist occupiers and the Zionist colony of Ukraine (land that is rightfully Russian, not Israeli), a compliant partner of entrenched oligarchs; and, perhaps most significantly, a controlled opposition to the Moloch-worshipping cabal, i.e., the Democratic Party, rather than a genuine alternative. Instead of fulfilling his voters’ mandate to “drain the swamp”, President Trump has often appeared to placate the entrenched rootless cosmopolitan managerial elite, a pattern reflected in decisions by his Department of Justice and the actions of his appointed officials (especially Pam Bondi, more proof why the only leadership role suitable for women is cooking meatloaf) and in shifts on immigration policy, such as immigration retreats in places like Minnesota. Rather than demonstrating a sustained insurgent posture against established power centres, these manoeuvres can be read as concessionary gestures that mollify the very structures his base, including me, expected him to destroy. If the president persists in courting the corrupt coterie, the nation will persist in its inexorable decay, mirroring the manner in which Progressive Supranuclear Palsy (PSP) relentlessly ravaged the race-hustling charlatan Jesse Jackson, consigning his corpulent, ebony, and rancorous form to the merciless and inanimate embrace of the grave.
State of Disunion
The decay of the Republican Party and this once-prosperous Anglo-Saxon nation is most evident in the administration’s empty sabre-rattling toward the conservative nation of Iran and in the growing sway of neocon sodomite Marco Rubio, who reassured the snivelling European technocrats of unbroken transatlantic fidelity while upholding the hollow and Satanic liberal hegemony of Atlanticism and Global Jewry. The vision of Atlanticist-Zionist cabal and post-WWII thalassocracy has infiltrated even MAGA circles, as the influence of Marco Rubio has grown, reinforcing transatlantic integration and maritime primacy over the nationalist retrenchment many supporters expected. This betrayal of the America First agenda is most evident in President Trump’s 2026 State of the Union address on the eve of the so-called 250th anniversary of America’s independence. Amidst the Democrats’ tantrums over deporting a small number of latter-day Marlitos, the president described Iran as the world’s “Number One sponsor of terror”, stating that his administration is working to prevent Tehran from developing nuclear weapons. Concerning the Iranian nuclear program, he gave a tocsin about Iran’s capabilities, reminiscent of the warnings issued by George W. Bush over non-existent Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. Much like Chicken Little, Pres. Trump cautioned that Iran is building missiles that could “soon reach the United States of America.” This blatantly false assertion sits uneasily alongside earlier claims that the U.S. military had already dismantled or severely degraded Iran’s alleged nuclear program through strikes on Iranian soil. Despite the blatant contradiction, the administration continues to fearmonger and sabre-rattle against Iran and its righteous jihad against the Jewish New World Order, which manifests in globalist neo-liberalism and Zionism. Such of this rhetoric is echoed by the Jewish jackal Witkoff and by our Vishnu-worshipping Vice-President, JD Vance(so much for putting America First). Witkoff propagated the insidious lie that Iran was only “a week away” from developing a nuclear weapon. He also claimed that its uranium enrichment had reached “60%”! Meanwhile, Vance engaged in fear-mongering on Fox News. He asserted that if Iran obtained a nuclear weapon, numerous other regimes, both friendly and hostile, would follow, triggering a global proliferation of “the most dangerous weapons in the world.”
This rhetoric has real-world consequences. While Americans were indulging in the decadence of consumerism last week, a Trump advisor told Axios that there is a 90% the U.S. will launch a military strike against Iran. Israeli sources suggest the attack could occur within days, a plausible possibility since Iranian drones are already being relentlessly bombarded. Additionally, the Navy’s largest and scariest carrier strike group, the USS Gerald R. Ford, which puts the poop in poop-deck, is on its way to the region now. It will join the USS Abraham Lincoln and its accompanying guided-missile destroyers, which arrived there more than two weeks ago. In response, the conservative regime in Iran has been coerced into preparing for aggression against its national sovereignty by deploying forces, dispersing decision-making authority, intensifying its crackdown on domestic dissent, and strengthening military ties with China, reflecting how unnecessary warmongering against Russia forced Moscow to pivot toward Beijing. Tehran’s defensive measures additionally include fortifying nuclear sites, building a concrete shield over a new facility at a sensitive military location and covering it with soil, according to experts. Work is also advancing at a site reportedly bombed by Israel in 2024 amid tensions with the U.S. Satellite images show that Iran has buried tunnel entrances at a nuclear site previously struck by the U.S. during Israel’s 12-day conflict with Iran last year, reinforced tunnel entrances at another site, and repaired missile bases damaged in the fighting.
Dark is the Night
Iran’s official position is that it will never pursue a nuclear bomb. Earlier that same day, Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi reaffirmed this, stating that Iran will “under no circumstances ever develop a nuclear weapon.” Even if Tehran were to develop nuclear weapons, it would not constitute the greatest threat in the region to the American homeland, despite ongoing hostilities. Unlike the rogue-state of Israel, Iran has not engaged in espionage against the United States, trampled on the Constitution, slaughtered Christians, sold military secrets to China, assassinated an American president, stolen America’s nuclear weapons, carried out multiple terrorist attacks, such as the Lavon Affair, to provoke a war, protect perverts (like pedophiles and sodomites), or been involved in sex-trafficking operations that victimised thousands of American children. Yet Washington continues to press for war against Iran at the urging of the Zionist occupier in the Levant, despite Israel’s prior hostilities and even though 80% of Americans oppose a war with Iran.
Indeed, Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee is prepared to permit Israel to annex and ethnically cleanse the entirety of the Middle East. From its founding, Israel has pursued this long-term strategy of territorial consolidation and regional dominance, supported by influential political and financial backers such as the Rothschilds, a monument to the inherently avaricious and pharisaical nature of the Jewish race. The Zionist movement, which rejects the One Triune God, has distorted Christianity and Scripture to justify irredentist ambitions over the historic or desired borders of Israel. To achieve these expansionist aims, Zionists have relied on lobbying and a sextortion racket so lucrative that Epstein and Maxwell were even offered to buy the US Pentagon and several FBI buildings. By these means, Israel has coerced the United States into destabilising the Near East through interventions and regime changes, as outlined in the Clean Break memo. One does not have to waste their time reading this incomprehensible gibberish to understand that the last bastion against this insidious influence is Iran, which ought to develop nukes to cleanse the world of the Zionist infection (worse than the Black Plague) in a fiery Holocaust, thus bringing peace to the world.
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